Happy New Year
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Here’s to a new year of joy and wishing for
all of your dreams to come true,
There is not a more loving person
that deserves it more than you;
If you were to make a resolution,
that would make you pure as a dove,
It would start with turning off fake news
and reading all of Trump’s accomplishments
The Democrat party that you once knew
has left you high and dry,
All they do is raise your taxes and lie
and lie and lie;
Your 401k is growing and unemployment
is at an all time low,
Do you want to put your family at risk
in the hands of quid pro quo Joe?
Think about it. Happy New Year!
All envelopes are hand written, sealed with a special sticker, stamped and mailed to your favorite annoying liberal.
As a special BONUS, you’ll get to visit our special page called Triggered Liberal Reviews and we’ve alphabetized A-Z each recipients last name and first initial (for privacy) and posted their review. Even if you don’t see your recipient or recipients, have a read of the the triggered liberal reviews for a great laugh!
*The GOTCHA greeting watermark will not be on the delivered greeting card.
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