L- TRUMP 2020
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all
through the House, not a Democrat was
working, Nancy Pelosi looks like a mouse;
Epstein was hung, omg who would dare,
who flew with minors on his jet in the air;
The snowflakes can’t get 2016 out of their heads,
they all have TDS with no cure and no meds;
Shifty Schiff is screwed and his career is tattood,
he colluded for pics of Donald Trump in the nude;
First it was Mueller and the fake Russia Hoax,
“Let’s impeach him for breathing”, those Dems have jokes;
The economy is roaring and we’ve got jobs galore,
come 2020, the deplorables will show the Dems the door;
So what may you ask, is under the Christmas tree,
2 Keep America Great caps, 1 for you, 1 for me;
If you’re triggered by this card, here’s what you can do,
turn off your fake news and you’ll stop voting blue.
#MAGA #BuildTheWall #Trump2020
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